he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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