so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Too much gin, very little bucket
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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