Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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