Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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