Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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