whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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