I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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