i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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There r osticjed everywhere
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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