I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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