They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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