You're completely useless in the revolution.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
