yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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