remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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