I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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