and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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