Your tits are I can't wait for
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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