I want to walk on stilts...naked
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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