guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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