Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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