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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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