Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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