lets start a swedish sibling band together
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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