Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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