He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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