Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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