I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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