I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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