I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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