I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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