would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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