so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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