Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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