Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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