Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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