I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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