just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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