DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
birth control should be required to get into college
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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