I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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