Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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