We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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