counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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