I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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