i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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