Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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