is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I love you. Go after that dick
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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