there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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this hospital has no fireball
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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