I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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