love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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