i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Drake has all the answers
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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