Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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