This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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