ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Is that strawberry winking at me??
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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