This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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