Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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