It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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