check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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