Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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